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someone who would only have sex with themselves.
by cole March 21, 2004
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A person so self-involved, he/she lacks sexual interest in either gender.
He's not playing on either team, he's an egosexual.
by Joseph Richter May 17, 2008
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One who is only sexually attracted to his/herself.
Lady GaGa is egosexual considering she is only attracted to herself.
by g-rilla July 29, 2010
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Oh. Mah. God. Lucy is so egosexual she had to break up with her boyfriend
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An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.
"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."
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Some one whos Really into his self.
anna: look, that guy thinks he's totaly hot
sopia: yeah he's a total egosexual
by suisidal teddybear January 27, 2011
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