2 definitions by DigitalCrapShoveler

Top Definition
Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.
Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.
by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009
An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.
"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."
by DigitalCrapShoveler July 08, 2009

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