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Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.
Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.
Eggs Benedict Arnold by BaJinxy December 27, 2011

eggs benedict arnold 

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
eggs benedict arnold by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

eggs benedict arnold 

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
eggs benedict arnold by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS
She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!
Eggs Benedict Arnold by Hangstank December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.
Eggs Benedict Arnold by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.