Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
by dcarlson83 November 24, 2008
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 3, 2010
when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
by cheeze mcdougal April 15, 2006
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009
Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
by Spence D December 17, 2007
A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."
by beekthafreek April 22, 2015
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