Eggnod

The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.

It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.

The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.

Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod

Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.

Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.

Eggnod by Lady Gaga's penis December 2, 2009

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Eggnoramus

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"

Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016

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Eggnon muffin

A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.

Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.

Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!

Eggnon muffin by Elzbieta January 19, 2012

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Eggnog

Eggnog, or egg nog, is a sweetened dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk and/or cream, sugar, and whipped eggs (which gives it a frothy texture). Brandy, rum, whisky, bourbon, Kahlúa, vodka, or a combination of liquors are often added; and the finished serving would be garnished with a sprinkling of ground cinnamon or nutmeg.

Eggnog is a popular drink throughout the United States and Canada, and is usually associated with winter celebrations such as Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the New Year. Commercial non-alcoholic eggnog is typically available only in the winter season. Eggnog may be added as a flavoring to food or drinks such as coffee and tea. Eggnog as a custard can also be used as an ice cream base.

Hey Sandy what are you serving at the Christmas Party?
I am serving cookies, crackers and cheese, and for beverages, punch, beer, ginger ale, and of course Eggnog.

Eggnog by David Faustino December 4, 2012