Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

Egg Float by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

egg nog float 

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

egg nog float by air cortez April 1, 2009

Float a stink egg 

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

Float a stink egg by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

EGG FLOATATION 

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!

THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.

EGG FLOATATION by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011

Flat egg 

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then smushed.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

Flat egg by CToso69 May 12, 2016

Flat Egg 

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

Flat Egg by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

flat egg 

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

flat egg by CToso69 May 29, 2016