Egg Basket
To insert one man's testicles (the eggs) into another mans foreskin (the basket.) Requires at least one uncircumcised penis.
Egg Basket by Pete & James April 25, 2007
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Hindu Egg Basket
When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Hindu Egg Basket by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019
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Egg Basketed
Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?
Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
Guy: You're pregnant?
Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
Egg Basketed by Anesthetique March 18, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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