Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.
Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"

Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
by pinballer101 February 8, 2010
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An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
by Lister March 17, 2003
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You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
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