Damn have you heard from Eduardo?

No he been talking to this chick
Fucking simp
by Shaqtus December 10, 2020
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Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.
Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.
by Your Mother II December 30, 2011
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Annoying as fuck wants to hangout every day.

I don't like that Eddie kid.
by Mr junior October 29, 2019
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A guy that dates other guys mainly for sucking dick. He wears white air forces and has a little dick. He will date both genders but mainly guys, girls don’t turn him on.
by Jjgameshhshsg October 2, 2019
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A gay ugly piece of sh** that has absolutely no bit*** and looks like Sid from ice age. He is lanky and ugly. Wears fake designer clothes and has twisted teeth. Has absolutely no iq or money he is proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth.
Ur lit an EDUARDO
Iq of an Eduardo
by C-137 March 27, 2019
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Eduardo is the kind of guy that is very generous but very gay at the same time,of course this just makes him more lovable
“Eduardo is pretty amazing to hang around with”
by Official_idot March 5, 2020
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Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.
WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.

Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.
by panda August 30, 2017
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