Ednonton 

Referring to the people, places and things within the City of Edmonton, and how there are no positive attributes to the city.

This guy going the limit in the left lane is such an Ednonton! He probably thinks his city is cultured and has many great things about it, but it doesn't! Ednonton sucks!

Ednonton by heapseelon March 7, 2009

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

West Edmonton Mall 

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.

Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

West Edmonton Mall by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008

edmonton queen 

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.

"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."

edmonton queen by mckrintly September 29, 2008

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year

The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.

edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004

Edmonton 

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.

Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.

Edmonton by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

Edmonton Bonfire 

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.

I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!

Edmonton Bonfire by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010