An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.
Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan
by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021
A term originating in southern Texas, a Mary Edith is a shot or pull of whiskey. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is commonly heard on college campuses throughout Texas. When asked why a shot or pull of whiskey was called a Mary Edith, the most common response was "because it's like a slap to the face".
by Stephanie Blanche August 9, 2012
The best couple that there has ever been. they will most likely break up for a while but can't stay away from each other. They will always eventually get back together and will forever be in love.
That couple is so Elliot and Edith.
by Theultocouplenames November 9, 2018
Edith Fuentes can be one of the most wonderful people you can meet. She has a wonderful personality inside and out once you get to know her.
Edith Fuentes is so nice.
by Edith Seavey & Chloe Besson January 4, 2018
fast (adj): denoting either
1) one who is able to accelerate quickly by foot or other means or,
2) one who is sexually promiscuous
edith (n): one who holds herself in high regard because, well, dammit, she can. Of increased bearing and ability, she has been charged with defense of the world and its inhabitants, but does not necessarily take this to heart.
ergo: fast edith - superhero of the highest fallen order. lives a life of speed and wanton living.
antonyms: stupid-pitiful-and-gay-trey, waste of space, lying whore, 13 year old girl
1) one who is able to accelerate quickly by foot or other means or,
2) one who is sexually promiscuous
edith (n): one who holds herself in high regard because, well, dammit, she can. Of increased bearing and ability, she has been charged with defense of the world and its inhabitants, but does not necessarily take this to heart.
ergo: fast edith - superhero of the highest fallen order. lives a life of speed and wanton living.
antonyms: stupid-pitiful-and-gay-trey, waste of space, lying whore, 13 year old girl
fast edith stood strong. she stood noble. she stood tall. even her stoop had leveled out to a degree and there was a gleam in her eye. a gleam that hadn't been there for some time. it was time for a reckoning. and fast edith wasn't one to be reckoned with ...
by Jambalaya Jefferson January 28, 2004
by Madhouse Mike June 12, 2017