Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity August 26, 2008

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016