Eckstein is a bum ass
school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by
Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you
will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where
Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach
Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was
heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super
Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to
die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high
school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle
School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle
School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like
shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
