Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

Eat A Pie by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

bake a pie, eat a pie by Squirrely June 18, 2006

a piece of cake you cant eat 

A comeback to the common phrase "Thats a piece of cake!".

Dad: That bike race is a piece of cake!
Son: A piece of cake you cant eat!

a piece of cake you cant eat by Landon G April 24, 2014

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE 

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE by Erple October 20, 2019