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Minecraft server where all the players are bots meaning their script runs out eventually so they start again. Leads to repeat conversations in chat and mayors re-inviting players to their town because they dont even remember kicking them out a few days ago for a 'serious offence' (these Roblox kiddies are nuts they even hold 'trials' for breaking 'the law' that are dumb af). Also claim griefing is 'illegal' but they'll quite happily grief your build if they ('the community') decide it shouldn't exist. This is done by asking mods (who 'the community' have in their pocket) to remove the build using worldedit.
EarthMC is people who should be playing Geopolitical Simulator instead of Minecraft.
EarthMC by Goth Doll October 27, 2023
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a minecraft server where guatamala is in cuba and a town called trumpville exists in africa
me: remember EarthMC?
my cousin: oh yea trumpville right?
Player 1: Hey look a youtuber joined earthmc he has 1 million subscribers
Player 2: oh no, he will ruin EarthMC!
EarthMC by Kim Jong-Ill September 17, 2020

earthmelon 

A Type of melon that should exist.
Watermelon,
Earthmelon,
Firemelon,
Airmelon.

Long ago, the four melons lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the firemelons attacked. Only the avatarmelon, the master of all melons could stop them, But when the world needed him first, he vanished.
earthmelon by pkle January 7, 2016

Earthycan 

Mankind's true nationality
(Biblically) - mankind was formed from the Earth
Genesis 2 verse 7 says "...God formed man out of dust from the ground...", therefore we are all Earthycans.

No matter what our nationality is, we are all formed from the ground, thus we are Earthycans!
Earthycan by ACHAM September 17, 2011

earthman 

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented
You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?
earthman by gje January 7, 2005

EarthCore 

EarthCore is derived from the general hardcore or metalcore. It also takes influence from trees, dirt, rocks, lava, and water. Its most popular influence is air! Although usually the band members are earth benders. While sometimes the members could be air benders water bender too. Fire benders are not allowed! The most common instruments used in earth core are: breakdowns, triangle, legos, and an acordian. Some well known EarthCore bands are: From Trees We Rise, Earth Wind and Fire, Kansas, Escape The Earth, The Earth Wears Sandals, Plate Techtonics!, I Grew The Earth King, Parkway Plants, Nanogers, Nano Robot performing surgery on a blood vessel, Elton Earth, As I Grow Plants, Defend Defend!, May Brings Flowers, Beneath The Sky, Bring Me The Ocean, Darkest Tree, A Plant to Remember, Enter Water, The Fall of Weeds, and this is just a start of the big bands out there.
Eric: Have you heard the new The Earth Wears Sandals album?
Aang: Hellz yea BRAH! its so EarthCore!
Eric: I know it makes me wanna plant some trees! EARTHxCORE!
EarthCore by Joe Hom May 6, 2009