A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.
What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
by Spun Runner April 22, 2005
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The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.
Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
by Jizzy J April 23, 2006
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The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge
Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
by Renee H April 22, 2008
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An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
by AnAngryRoomate April 23, 2011
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Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.
Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
by AethiesticDiety April 20, 2009
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A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
by PenguinBri April 22, 2010
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"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"
by SyraTheCommie December 25, 2017
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