This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.
Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.
by kneejuice May 25, 2009
When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it
by english earmuffin all the time November 8, 2010
part of a autistic person’s diagnosis is their noise sensitivity issues which can make going out in public difficult for them
henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues
by the autistic swimmer October 15, 2022
The act of two men ejaculating into their sex partner's ears, and then following up with a violent incursion of repeated ball slaps against the cum drenched ears, to create a warm sensation on the ears.
In need of warmth jeremy and Anthony cummed on eriks ears to prepare to supply him with creamy earmuffs.
by stupid stan & dickhead dan August 8, 2011
A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".
Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.
Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.
Look at that babes midget earmuffs.
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by Michael Finger March 8, 2006
To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.
"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"
by chrallyo June 1, 2012