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2.
shit stains/ streaks left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after pinching a loaf
the toilet bowl was streaked with ear wigs
by funkblaster4000 July 20, 2006
 
1.
(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.
Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.
by Tresfingers October 15, 2011