|1.||Ear Whore (EW)|
Someone who pretends he's working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).
Joto, stop being an ear whore and get back to your 1's and 0's....!!
Doctor: "D" How can you focus or even do work if you're always listening to everyones conversations?
Joto: It's OK, I am a professional ear whore (EW).. I can hear sounds less than 25dBA (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.