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1 definition by Pole-Cat

 
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Someone who pretends he's working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).

Joto, stop being an ear whore and get back to your 1's and 0's....!!
Doctor: "D" How can you focus or even do work if you're always listening to everyones conversations?

Joto: It's OK, I am a professional ear whore (EW).. I can hear sounds less than 25dBA (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.
by Pole-Cat November 06, 2009