Top Definition
To rape the ear
1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.
by RT3manistee1 March 07, 2009

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