Eabaos is an acronym for "Eat a Barbie ass or something". It is the female version of Sandos, meaning "Suck a nigga dick or something". It is used by Nicki Minaj in the remix of A$AP Ferg's 'Plain Jane'. Sandos was popularised by Juicy J in his song 'Slop on my Knob'. Nicki Minaj parodies this with a female version.
Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).
man: Shawty...What's goooood with the Sandos
woman: Nigga you got me bent....what's good with the eabcos
man: aight if me and my dude can "G" you?...
Woman: What you sayin tho.... its nuthin.