EXPEDATE

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Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.

"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"

"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"

EXPEDATE by Steve The urban panther. July 17, 2007

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expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .

you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !

expedite this letter by - k November 29, 2022

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expedite

(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.

Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overhead compartment and taking your seat.

expedite by Echo24 September 18, 2008

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Expediate

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

Expediate by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

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fart expediter

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

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expediate

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

expediate by steelers172 May 13, 2010

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expedited path

This is a term created by the FDA to designate a fast track approval for certain drugs that treat life threatening conditions.

Advanced Pharmaceuticals announces that the development of its new drug will follow an expedited path.

expedited path by fadikh May 20, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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