To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun
"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun
"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
by John Bitch April 05, 2009

Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
by Stano, Borello September 07, 2009

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
by Erc the Great September 23, 2011


A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
by Kefanii September 05, 2004

by Kotoba Wordsmithsterson May 13, 2020

I ets in 4 days.
by jake smith May 25, 2004
