ETing

To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.
A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"
by John Bitch April 05, 2009
mugGet the ETingmug.

ETing It

Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
by Stano, Borello September 07, 2009
mugGet the ETing Itmug.

ET

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
by Erc the Great September 23, 2011
mugGet the ETmug.

ETE

Estimated Time Ending
Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.
by Pop Long December 27, 2011
mugGet the ETEmug.

etted

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.
by Kefanii September 05, 2004
mugGet the ettedmug.

ets

end tour service -end of your active military service
I ets in 4 days.
by jake smith May 25, 2004
mugGet the etsmug.