Short for Elephant Trunk, which is a code word for Uncircumcised Penis, because and Uncircumcised Penis looks like an Elephant’s trunk.
Dang, I never knew Keenan had an ET. Must not get any girls.”
by KeenanPheenan February 15, 2019
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Enfos Team Survival!!!
A fun and popular warcraft 3 map.
I am Going to play Enfos Team Survival because it is fun - ME!?!
by anonymus July 22, 2004
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The shorter name for Enhanced Traction System used on cars to lower torque to the drive wheels allowing for more traction by using the ABS censors to read the speed of the wheels, if one slips it lowers the torque overall. It has a variety of ways to reduce torque by inhibiting the firing of the spark plug, cutting the amount of fuel to the combustion chamber, and/or up shifting. Also saves on gas a bit but, to me, seems to slow the cars acceleration. I could be wrong.
An engine brake in a semi inhibits the firing of the pistons like the ETS in a car. Fuel cutter is like when hitting the max speed a speed governor will allow, it cuts fuel only the ETS is more subtle. The up shifting should be obvious, it lowers rpm thereby lowering torque.
by m9i9k9e99 January 5, 2008
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1) A suffix that can be added on to most male nouns in the english language to make them feminine

2) Extra Terrestrial - Directed by Steven Spielberg. (1982)

3) The french word for and

4) Enemy Territory

5) Extra testicle


1. dudet, etc.

2. E.T. phone home...

3. jambon et fromage

4. My friend plays ET

5. Oh shit, I've sprouted an ET
by Chase88 December 29, 2009
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Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".

ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.

Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.

Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!

Librarian: Ok darling.
by Timdot May 4, 2008
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"et" is the short form of CastleWolfenstein EnemyTerritory. EnemyTerritory is a 3D-Multiplayer-Shooter wich is very popular. It is the third part of CastleWolfenstein. The first one was an pretty old DooM-like game called Wolf3D, the second one was in stores about 8 (or sth) years later and called Return to Castle Wolfenstein. The 3rd game called EnemyTerritory is like CastleWolfenstein but better. The biggest difference between RTCW and ET is that ET is a free mp(Multiplayer)-only game.
Would you like to join my new et clan??
-Yeah, i love to play et.
by brainwashington January 10, 2004
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Is the Estimated Time of Separation (ETS) for military personnel.
When do you ETS out of the Army?

On 01 AUG 2007.
by Omeister February 8, 2007
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