A deceivingly titillating woman with a festering pussy, usually African American but occasionally White. They can dress well but often times they take fashion to several levels beyond ridiculous and spend 85% of their measly income (or government checks) on clothes and personal accessories. The Hoochie population is concentrated in the Dirty South
They are gold digging robots with several high priority life objectives which are; to get fucked by Negroes with the biggest dick and highest social status (they prefer dope boy
s with lots of money to spend on them). Small dicked dudes are exceptional as long as they are caked up
. They drive economy cars, entry level luxury sedans, or affordable (Kia, Hyundai, Toyota) mid sized sedans painted in loud colors with at least 20" chrome (sometimes rented) wheels on them. More and more hoochies are being seen driving cars on the LX platform like Chrysler 300's, Chargers and Magnums.
Very nice clothes, shoes and personal accessories are the second most extremely important things in their lives, if they can't have this, they feel that there is absolutely no purpose in life and become depressed.
They treat their children (minimum - two) like neglected pets and tickets to free money from the government in the form of welfare checks and child support.
Personal hygiene is of low priority to a hoochie. She showers everyday but can't wash away the bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, chamydia, ghonareah, HIV/AIDS(occasionally), and the dank, rank smell between their legs. So they use lots of fragrances and body wash to mask their coochie
A hoochie's vaginal canal is the largest, deepest orifice on their body. It can accommodate a watermelon and two baseball bats without lube or effort.
Hoochies are very dangerous and will most likely cause a nigga to end up shot into a holey bloody heap of dead dumb nigga.
Toya: I heard Taytay still fuckin wit dat hoochie bitch Porsha from Sistrunk. She is suckin the money straight outta that nigga.
Lameisha: I heard Taytay got beat to death wit Churches chicken drumsticks last night! Real fucked up, all cause of Porsha stank pussy ass.
Toya: For real?!! Damn and last month she got Latavius shanked 21 times by T-Bird soon as he got outta prison. And Rodrod.... somebody raped the poor boy wit a corn on a cob from churches chicken!!!
Lameisha: Might be the same nigga dat beat Taytay to death girl!
Toya: Oo damn you smart.