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All of the following to qualify as a "E.T.":
1.Her name must be Erica.
2.His name must be Tommy
3.Her favorite movie must be The Notebook.
4.The girl must be sweet enough that she wouldn't hurt a fly but instead give it a bed and breakfast and allow it to stay as long as it wants. When necessary she may need to release all of the bull shit people give her and have a who fucking cares moment.
5.They can't live in the same town.....unless he moves:)
6.The guy must say Erica to her before telling her goodnight. If he fails to remember then he will get put in jail for 50 years or just have to kiss her good bye.(Her choice)
7.If he is being a dick, man whore, or anything else Erica may not like she should tell him. He may not realize that he is but all he wants to do is make sure she is happy, when shes happy he's happy. So when he IS, she should TELL HIM right at that moment.
8.He must wear Pink and Green shoes(different colors on each foot)
9.She has been the best friend friend a guy could have. He doesn't have really anybody he can tell things because he goes to a big school where you don't get that close to people. She probably ever understand what she means to him. She has changed him in so many ways just by being there for him.
He wishes he could see her every day but the couple of hours he may have with her every couple of months means more than anything in the world to. He is wondering if she reads this....she should text him every time she reads this:)
They are such a E.T. said Rachel.

They ain't no aliens girl! De'Marcus said with a black voice.

No, I mean they are E.T.'s. Explained Rachel.

Whatchu talkin bout Willis!?! Questioned De'Marcus.

Nevermind! yelled Rachel.
by Erica's Boyfriend September 19, 2011
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E.T. stands for Elmwood Terrace. A group of people who you should not confront, cause they all about loyalty and their territory. Straight up homies out of Rochester, N.Y. next to the city so we not to be fucked with. Better watch your step in E.T. if you like talking shit.
1)
Ox: eyo Mowgli, im out. Peace.
Mowgli: werd. ET Rep YO hood. Peace.
2)
Ox: eyo Mowgli you gonna go cop that new Ka$hmir cd?
Mowgli: werd, hells yeah. He straight outta ET too, gotta cop that shit.
by Ox-Em October 20, 2005
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...means "a lie"..........
"What did you guys do last night?"
"We just made out"
"That's an et"
by )(*&^%$#@! January 20, 2008
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Early Times Kentucky Whiskey, a moderately priced whiskey from the state of champions.
I'm gonna chug that mother fucking fifth of E.T.
by Chriz April 13, 2004
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telling a lie
or telling something that is completely stupid. (an eff-up statement)
"et, your mouf needs to stop tellin them lies"

girl-"i would totally hook up with ryan!"
boy-"thats a major et! dude is hella weird!"

"stop etting. you're an etter on the real!"
by BREnicole February 12, 2009
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isiah dont light your finger up

dont fly away in ur bike basket
by sk8ter June 12, 2003
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When you try and go back from where you came from by inserting as much of your body (head first) into the vagina. Bonus points if it's your own mother.
Why you have to be like that? I'm just trying to E.T. and get back to where I came from!
by JimboBigDong April 09, 2017
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