A guy was being an asshole to me so I said, EMFP!
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One unit of seggs. Can also be very sexy at times. An all around badasss motherfucker.
Bob: Hey did you see that concert last night?

Steve: yeah that guitarist was a real EMFP
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Emily said to Jonh, "sense we're having sex tonight, you better emfp"
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