Top Definition
EMB
Eat My Balls;

Popular Acronym Originating in the Mid 90s on instant messengers such as AIM and ICQ.
Screw you man, you can just EMB.
#emb #eat #my #balls #internet #acronym
by K-Bizzle2003 July 16, 2008
EMB
Eat My Butt;

The act of taking your mouth and munching on my asshole, and what? EMB BITCH.
Stevie: EMB BABY!
Megan: EMB 4 LIFE!
#emb #eat #my #butt #rim #lick #munch #on #ass
by EMB4LIFE August 30, 2011
emb
early morning boner...!
dude, i totally get an emb every day!
#emb #early #morning #boner #erection
by luuucy September 08, 2007
Stands for "eat my ball sack."

Once one of the greatest guilds in all of World of Warcraft.
Dude - "Yo man, let me hold five dollars."

Me- "EMBS, bitch."
#eat my ballsack #balls #eat #my #ball #sack
by PapaSmurf147 October 22, 2009
EMB
Named after the waterfront district in San Francisco, Embarcadero means "wharf" or "landing place"
Its also a skateboard spot its a pice of skate history.
lest go skate at EMB
by Keolo March 24, 2005
EMB
the act of eating one's butthole...tossing one's salad...
shut up you hhhhwang, you can EMB
#eat my butthole #toss my salad #scarf my anus #chow on my feces #rim job #injest my dung #goat-pulley-dung-flyer
by duffy sisters August 02, 2006
EMB
Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.
John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!
by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003
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