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1.
EMB
Eat My Balls;

Popular Acronym Originating in the Mid 90s on instant messengers such as AIM and ICQ.
Screw you man, you can just EMB.
by K-Bizzle2003 July 16, 2008
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2.
EMB
Eat My Butt;

The act of taking your mouth and munching on my asshole, and what? EMB BITCH.
Stevie: EMB BABY!
Megan: EMB 4 LIFE!
by EMB4LIFE August 30, 2011
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3.
emb
early morning boner...!
dude, i totally get an emb every day!
by luuucy September 08, 2007
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4.
Stands for "eat my ball sack."

Once one of the greatest guilds in all of World of Warcraft.
Dude - "Yo man, let me hold five dollars."

Me- "EMBS, bitch."
by PapaSmurf147 October 22, 2009
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5.
EMB
Named after the waterfront district in San Francisco, Embarcadero means "wharf" or "landing place"
Its also a skateboard spot its a pice of skate history.
lest go skate at EMB
by Keolo March 24, 2005
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6.
EMB
the act of eating one's butthole...tossing one's salad...
shut up you hhhhwang, you can EMB
by duffy sisters August 02, 2006
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7.
EMB
Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.
John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!
by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003
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