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The best girlfriend I could ever ask for 😁 more like everything I could ask for a Bestfriend when you need her , a therapist when you need to tell her ya problems , and everything you need her to be because she’d do a lot to make sure you’re happy and cool . even tho I wanna kill her when she catch her attitudes and go in her shell . I honestly don’t know where I’d be without her & I don’t care cause I got her now . Hopefully she not going no where no time soon and she won’t ever have to worry bout no nut shit ever happening to her . Because I got her and that’s 100 . To make it short that’s my Lil baby and I wouldn’t trade her for nothing or no one
Ebony I promise I’m rocking with you till whenever & is never let nothing come between us . I’m all for you and I hope it’s vice versa (Ejb❤️)
Ejb by anonymous September 16, 2018
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Skinniest lad in Gateshead
EJB is over there

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When you fuck every person in England at once
Hey Duhan I just VYUWBIHCWBKCEBHJBHJHJBCE HS EJBKJ KJ EWE KW WN MNW MNDW KWD KJWB MNWNDWK,M!
"James Stephens" the perfect definition,
somebody that has played a certain multiplayer game for a long time and is still shit at the game
"OMFG! what a f'kin' EJBUN!"
ejbun by Pr0 Elite October 23, 2003
A big cock or long thing stuck in someone’s ass
I’m ejbeje myself
ejbeje by tjbandzz May 20, 2022

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