An EA bitch is a person who accociates themsleves with the disgusting company known as EA. They will often hide the fact that they’re associated with the company but the truth reveals itself when you play Fifa against an EA bitch, as an EA bitch will get rebound goals, poor refereeing, goals in the 45th or 90th minute and also the new “accelerator secret ea bitch” glitch.

Stay away from EA bitches and report them immediately.
Oh that guy is such an EA bitch!
by The Original Evil October 22, 2018
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