E.V.A.

Extra Vaginal Attachment.

A large strap on dildo worn by a woman to take the man's role in penetrative sex.

Victor: Dude, what's up with your walk this morning?

Chase: I went back to Jenny's place last night, she pulled out the biggest E.V.A. I've ever seen.

E.V.A. by nantuckettuck October 20, 2009

I r r e l e v a n t 

I r r e l e v a n t

N o t I m p o r t a n t

👆 Bitch that's you

Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty

You: Hey
Me: You i r r e l e v a n t bitch

I r r e l e v a n t by Ur Sexc Sharmuta January 18, 2017

L.E.V.A.

LEVA is usually used by Mexican gangbangers. It originated in C.Y.A. if you was a punk bitch that wouldn't fight or defend yourself in any way they'd put you on the L.E.V.A. as in "Leave Ese Vato Alone" he's no good,not worth it.

Fuck that lil LE.V.A. from VNE he ain't even worth fucking with anymore. Pinche lil L.E.V.A.

L.E.V.A. by chato from opal January 12, 2024

I r r e l e v a n t 

keeamalee

bitch you I r r e l e v a n t get the fuck out my face

I r r e l e v a n t by Fellcurry May 8, 2018

C.E.C.V.A.C.

An all-girl Catholic school located in Monterrey Mexico. Girls use slutty skirts and tights, pretend to be really religious, gossip, and have great amounts of money.

boy 1: Hey! nice butt.
girl 1: get lost.
boy 2: don´t worry man, she must be from C.E.C.V.A.C.
boy 1: bitch.

C.E.C.V.A.C. by yollia November 24, 2010

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

D.A.V.E. system by system creator May 2, 2011

C.A.V.E.

Citizens Against Virtually Everything

The City Mayor of the small town described the opponoents of the proposal as C.A.V.E. people.

C.A.V.E. by jcording August 10, 2009