A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.
I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.
by H Kopciak July 30, 2008
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When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.
God dammit auto-dyslexic
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
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Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017
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When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
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A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.
by veganeater December 10, 2017
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When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,
Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.
by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023
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