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John Delaney 

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!
Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
John Delaney by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019
Delaney is a beautiful girl but can’t see it. She has depression but hides it very well. She has a great sense of humor, with all the boys she meet or girls falling for her. Her mood changes very quickly, and can be mean but will always say sorry after a while.
Person: your so pretty!
Delaney: no I’m not Hahaha! I look like trash!!
Delaney by Justmeandmypp November 9, 2019

john delaney 

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney
First things thing's first she's the realest. "Beautiful" doesn't even do her justice because she's just that perfect. She makes the worst days wonderful and is the most genuine person anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting. She's a bit neurotic but it just adds to her charm. She helps the people she surrounds herself with and they do their best to help her back. She could make you laugh at a funeral and make it totally tasteful. She's intelligent, passionate about the things she likes, and always there for her friends so long as they listen to her vent once in awhile.she's the best friend anyone's ever had.
Delaney's the bomb
Delaney by Not Winchester June 14, 2015
A girl, usually lacking self-confidence, incredibly beautiful, may hide feelings or insecurities, may feel over emotional and hide it, just needs a hug most of the time.
Delaney: I need to raise my grades. They're not good enough.
Guy: You have all A's.
Delaney by ThatEdgyTeen December 17, 2017
Strong, young, women that is independent. She can do anything she sets her mind to. She is an amazing friend and is very intelligent. She is always there for you no matter what. A Dalaney is someone who can handle roadblocks that come into her life.
I wish a Dalaney was my friend!
Dalaney by closefriend42 February 8, 2010