If you have the name Dylan. You are either a little ass fortnite kid who can’t make a DANM joke. Or a fat fuck who talks about Naruto and is fucking cringey as shit. Dylan is a terrible name (in my opinion). The name “Dylan” just reminds me of a cringey, annoying, screechy little fortnite kid who makes the whole room quite when he makes a joke. But 15% of the time, Dylan’s are pretty cool
Dylan: OMG GUYS AMONG US!!!
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
Dylan is the type of person to get kicked out of the library for talking about world domination. Go to the nearest Daycare center recruit children. Fly to Germany, tries to raid it, only to go to jail. Wait 6 months, then starts to promise the German people to do what Hitler couldn’t. Gain trust of the German people take over and become Dictator of Germany, starts the Fourth Reich, Hitlers new regime. Then finally declares war on the School
by HailHydra123 August 8, 2019
Dylan is someone who doesn't know what he wants. Someone selfish, and stubborn as hell. Dylan is not a liar, and is an honest person. Dylan truly does love, but Dylan does not know what he has. Dylan is too easily persuaded and is a sucker for girls who cry. Dylan will make you fall in love. Dylan is quite immature, and quiet. Smart. Not the best looking...huge dick. Dylan is sweet, but inexperienced. Dylan thinks for himself way too much. Dylan doesn't know what he wants. Dylan will care for you, but may change his mind. Dylan may have loved me, but Dylan ruined everything he had.
Natalie: "Man, I really thought me and Dylan would work out."
Monique: "Too bad he's that selfish. He doesn't know what he's missing."
Monique: "Too bad he's that selfish. He doesn't know what he's missing."
by Natalie711 September 26, 2011
A sweet, sensitive, smart, caring, adorable, incredible guy. He's sexy and cute and often knows the perfect thing to say. There is never an unattractive Dylan. If you want to find the perfect guy, google a people search of Dylans.
by DylansGirl January 22, 2012
Dylan is one of the best guys in the world. He is honest and loyal.A Dylan can make any of his friends feel amazing because he understands how they feel and no what to say to make them feel better. A Dylan is typically bisexual and will do anything for the person he is crushing on.
Dylan's tend to excel in school and in most sports. They are very clever and follow rules but they have a bad side. The last thing you want to do is make a Dylan angry.
They are into nerdy things such as Percy jackson and pokèmon. They look amazing and have a spectacular personality. They're funny but never tell offensive jokes. They are very selfless and will do anything for someone they love.
They have a huge imagination and are very creative. If a Dylan doesn't like you he doesn't care about what you think of him.
He loves skulls and the colour silver. Dylan's enjoy reading fantasy or action books. They hate talking to adults as if they are an adult themself. They have a fear of crowds (encholophobia) and hate being in the middle of one. They love cartoons and pop music. They have great ideas and if you offend something they feel strongly about they get very heated.
Dylan's are very brave but tend to play it down
If you know a Dylan be sure to praise them.
Dylan's tend to excel in school and in most sports. They are very clever and follow rules but they have a bad side. The last thing you want to do is make a Dylan angry.
They are into nerdy things such as Percy jackson and pokèmon. They look amazing and have a spectacular personality. They're funny but never tell offensive jokes. They are very selfless and will do anything for someone they love.
They have a huge imagination and are very creative. If a Dylan doesn't like you he doesn't care about what you think of him.
He loves skulls and the colour silver. Dylan's enjoy reading fantasy or action books. They hate talking to adults as if they are an adult themself. They have a fear of crowds (encholophobia) and hate being in the middle of one. They love cartoons and pop music. They have great ideas and if you offend something they feel strongly about they get very heated.
Dylan's are very brave but tend to play it down
If you know a Dylan be sure to praise them.
Person A: omg whos that guy?
Person B: thats Dylan. He's so cool!
Person A: wow he really is amazing!!
Person B: thats Dylan. He's so cool!
Person A: wow he really is amazing!!
by Zacharias June 13, 2018
A complete and total player and always tries to go for older chicks. He lets you get super close and catches feelings for you and then when you reject him, he pulls a pity card and drags you down and makes you feel like a terrible person. He goes off and dates your best friend and then catches feelings for you again and leaves your best friend very pissed at you.
person 1: bro did u hear about dylan and camryn
person 2: oh yea, he started some rumor about her apparently cheating on her boyfriend with him. what a dick move
person 2: oh yea, he started some rumor about her apparently cheating on her boyfriend with him. what a dick move
by Cam_Darling May 21, 2019