Dwyer Out 

To agree to go to a certain event and at the last minute, decide that you can't go for whatever reason.

Harry: I thought Pat was coming over.
Randall: Nope, he decided to Dwyer Out.

Dwyer Out by HarryHordes March 11, 2010

Dyer out

1. To completely mess up
2. To totally screw the pooch
3. To be a complete Choadmunch
4. To blow it out one's arse and then brag about it.
5. To get caught humping the neighbor's cat.

also, see definition #3 of "ass clown"
"A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker! Way to Dyer out!

Dyer out by Reverend Soul Train January 17, 2008

Blanket out of the dryer 

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

Blanket out of the dryer by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

It came out of the dryer folded 

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

It came out of the dryer folded by Betzbaw January 15, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004