Dwarfgasm 

1.(n). When a dwarf (small person) is at the peak of its sexual pleasure.
2.(n) When a man with a baby penis (1-3 inches) has an orgasm
3.(v) engaging in sexual intercourse with or around a dwarf.( may be between 2 dwarves or a dwarf and a normal sized person.)
4. for 3 or more dwarves see Dworgy

1) WOW! i can't believe lil John had a Dwarfgasm with lil Kim on the coffee table this morning!
2) Sam has such a small shlong that he can only dwarfgasm for 3 seconds.

Dwarfgasm by Dwarfgasm November 19, 2011

Anaphylactic Dwarfism 

Shrinkage; Allergic reaction to water.

The act of genitals shrinking due to extremely cold water.

Looks like Ira has been plagued with anaphylactic dwarfism.

Anaphylactic Dwarfism by Salem Bosk June 4, 2010

Dwarfism 

A fairly small person who is angry at the world because of how short he/she is. There may be a few side effects to this symptom including pouncing at people and constantly talking about how you’re actually the same height as a taller person/friend

Doctor: I’m not sure how to tell you this but... you have dwarfism.

Patient: SHUT UP MAN WE’RE THE SAME HEIGHT *jump attacks doctor*

Dwarfism by ABC_BOY July 8, 2018

Darkgasm 

The act of having an orgasm when in the prescence of something so amazingly angsty it leaves you breathless. When the prescence of darkness is so great it brings great pleasure.

Anna:"Hey, anybody seen Rachel?"
Jenna:" She just saw The Last Kiss. She had a darkgasm and is cleaning up."
Anna:"ewww."

Darkgasm by C.M.M June 17, 2010

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome 

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.

Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome by pushing daisies February 3, 2010

Daragasm 

a sexual phrase which the person saying it did not realize it was sexual

That girl said the funniest daragasm earlier. She said there was an earthquake under her desk.

Daragasm by dton2 September 25, 2010

Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism 

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.

1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.

Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010