Dvivid

A name often confused for "David."
The most awesome person ever.
A nerd, but he won't admit it. Calls himself an "enthusiast."
Definitely a nerd, though. But a good kind.
Often wears glasses.

pronounced simliar to "Dwivid"
No one knows where that first "V" came from.

"Hey, man, have you seen David?"
"You mean Dvivid?"
"Yeah, him."
"O, he's playing video games."

Dvivid by Anonymous_xyz October 20, 2011

Paying dividends 

A previous endeavor starting to bring good results.

I wonder if installing new coaches on our football team last season will start paying dividends this season?

Paying dividends by Nick Shade July 4, 2012

Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns 

Is a nicotine, energy drink-filled angry redhead man that gets pissed over everything and smashes things apart for no reason, and gets mad over ''yo momma'' jokes. He also likes to play a lot of Fortnite.

Look out of Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns! He just broke a table and punched me in the ribs for no reason!

Deivids Simkuns Pinkuns by Don Woodrif January 17, 2022

Liar’s Dividend 

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

They believed his lies because of a phenomenon called the Liar’s Dividend.

Liar’s Dividend by Micstusmi September 8, 2020

Divide The Youth 

An underground Instagram fashion brand that the Tuinenberg nigga owns.

Bro that's a really cool zip-up! Where'd you get it from?
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.

Divide The Youth by divide the youth #1 fan August 14, 2021

dividaddy 

A sugar daddy whose primary source of income is derived from stocks (shares of a company). The portion of the profits from company are issued to the dividaddy are known as the dividends. Dividend income are then transferred from the sugar baby to the sugar daughter, thus naming the middleman: dividaddy.

My dividaddy’s primary source of income is from dividend paying companies

dividaddy by Carpenalldemdiems November 13, 2020

Brexit Dividend 

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018