Dutch Dump 

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

Dutch Dump by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

Double Dump Dutch Rudder 

To men one sitting on top of the other,while faceing each other, on a toilet seat takeing a dump while performing a double dutch rudder

I went into the truck stop bathroom to find in a stall with no doors 2 dudes doing a double dump dutch rudder

Double Dump Dutch Rudder by who is huge July 19, 2010

dump ditch 

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

dump ditch by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

Dump 'n Ditch 

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

Dump 'n Ditch by bibblesworth August 29, 2009

Dutchbumpkin 

The act of a girl giving you blow job while you're on the toilet and putting a blanket over her head so you don't smell your own shit.

Guy : Be right back, I'm going to the washroom.

Girl : Do you want me to give you a bumpkin ?
Guy : No, I want a Dutchbumpkin.

Girl : Okay, I will grab the blanket.

Dutchbumpkin by 1825matt October 19, 2013