The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.
Also known as a shit lockdown.
Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!
Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?
Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!