A Dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.
Person 1: "Hey what are you planning for tonight?"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"
Person 2: "I plan to breath"
Person 1: *sigh* "well that's a fucking useless Dutch Answer"
by Josh12312312312312312 May 12, 2010