Jerkin' it. Fapping. Spending time with Jill, or Pamela Handerson. Pumping the shotgun. Pounding the meat. Pealing the banana. Strokin'. Yanking your chain. Wacking the worm.
I heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. I think he was "Dusting the Wristwatch".
by B-ryan and M-kiss November 21, 2011