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Dust In The Wind 

The act of placing any amount of cocaine on/in a partner's anus, then having said partner fart while you try to snort the cocaine powder out of the air. There are 2 accepted variations:

1) placing your nostrils directly above the anus while having your partner fart the cocaine directly into you nose

2) your partner blasts the cocaine into the air while you attempt to snort it all before it falls to the floor
Friends talking over pizza and beer:
Friend 1: "Damn man you trippin balls. You been hittin that bugger sugar?"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah brotatochip! Picked up this girl behind the Waffle House dumpster last night. She wore me out wit that brony play but luckily I had an 8 ball and caught some of that Dust In The Wind as a pick-me-up."
F1: "So love at 1st sight."
F2: "yeah we're married now. Also, its your mom."
Dust In The Wind by Mermen55 July 16, 2018
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Dust in the wind 

When one's fart smells so bad, it can be smelled even when let loose outdoors.
Dude 1: "Ew what's that smell?"
Dude 2: "Don't worry about that dude. All's that is, is dust in the wind"
Dust in the wind by kdoggystyles November 3, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012