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A foolish and fairly stupid person, usually online, who is generally completely oblivious to how much of an idiot they come off as. They usually have poor grammar, bad social skills and there's seldom anything thought provoking or even remotely interesting about their opinions and/or they post things that are ridiculously off topic to the discussion at hand.

There are two flavors of them: the young and immature garden variety Dunks and then the trollish, masochistic lifelong ones with something seriously wrong with them emotionally and mentally. Most Dunkasses are often young and usually mellow out as they get older and learn better netiquette, some even becoming valued and productive members of the community in question, though a rare few, people like Christian Weston Chandler, will stay completely unrepentant, stubbornly refusing to learn from their mistakes and learn social skills. A lifelong Dunkass often ends up with a long list of communities from which they've been banned and a bad reputation across their fandom or community.
Sam just posted something so stupid on our message board, he's such a Dunkass, we may have to ban him if he doesn't grow the fuck up.
Dunkass by ShinCookie November 2, 2016
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Someone who forgets things often, leading to very problematic outcomes. They are also slightly or very incompetent.
"John's a total dunkass, he forgot to sign out of his g-mail and now he's getting daily letters from adult dating websites."
Dunkass by TheRickestRick May 26, 2016
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Someone who is very tall for their age/race/sex, but is none-the-less incredibly useless at everything but b ball.

Coined by Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff authour Andrew Hussie
God that dunkass Gilbert is only good for his slamdunk skills.
Dunkass by Trompe la Mort September 30, 2011

drunkass 

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf
Get off the floor! You're embarrassing yourself drunkass!
drunkass by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 5, 2007

drunkass 

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass
Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.
drunkass by slopass August 15, 2003
When you're losing an argument, but you're also stupid and don't know how to spell.
A: "Terraria doesn't have classes."
B: "Yeah it does dungass"
dungass by NetPaperS March 10, 2020

Drunkass 

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep
Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS
Drunkass by rebkedavra March 13, 2016
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