Dung Fu

The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.

Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."

by Geiga March 18, 2015

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017