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1) Variation on the term "dunkel" which means dark in German.
2) A last name used to describe only the most epic and powerful of human beings. The name is so legendary that people fortunate enough to be born with this surname are rarely called by their first name, instead adopting Dunckel as their most common moniker.
Thus did Dunckel smite down with his mighty fist those who stood in his way. And the children cried out with joy, and the women swooned, and everything was right with the world.
Dunckel by Big Papa Dunk July 25, 2010
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dunckel middle school 

Farmington hills michigan
dunckel middle school is a nasty ass trifling prison in which the principal "All*n Ar****" im not tryna say da full name cause that ugly ass beef camel toe raped a few students but thats some other shit, bitches at this school are either A) bad as fuck B) ugly as fuck or C) done fucked twelve niggas and a zeebra plus we got ugly ass muthafuckas like the vice principal and that fat indian bitch that teach math
person 1: "you go to dunckel?"
person 2:"yeah and i do heroin and fuck gerbils"

person 3: ... "dunckel middle school is on that weird shit"

PS ALL THE REAL NIGGAS GO TO HARRISON

YEEHAW dunkel 

When you edge a man to the brink with your juicy mouth, stop and yell “YEE HAW” at the top of your lungs, then deep throat his dick and finish him, swallowing every ounce of his hot cum (aka the dunkel)
Why get a blowie when you can get a yeehaw dunkel
YEEHAW dunkel by krestacar September 28, 2019
A word used in Northern Ireland to mean:

1. An untidy or dirty person, usually used in an insulting manner.

2. A small ditch at the edge of a field that doesn't flow and most often contains animal waste.
"George you auld duckel!"

"Famer Joe went to clean out the duckel"
duckel by wet wheat June 19, 2009

Dunkelbarger 

1. (Noun) A mole or wart-like blemish on the shaft of the male penis; usually accented by the presence of one to three hairs protruding from the top.

3. (Adjective) a male who has trouble maintaining an erection during oral sex unless the female companion assists with digital insertion to the male's anus.
1. So did you go down on him?? No, I gave him a hand job because he had a huge dunkelbarger on his dick.

2. Dave's such a dunkelbarger. He goes limp unless I finger his ass
Dunkelbarger by Pablo Bristly August 8, 2014

Barbara Dunkelman 

A Canadian voice actress best known for he role of Yang Xiao Long on the web series RWBY. She also works as the Director of Social and Community Marketing at the American production company Rooster Teeth. She notoriously known for her rage inducing puns.
Avoid hearing puns by Barbara Dunkelman; They are PUNishing!
Barbara Dunkelman by Chris617M August 5, 2017
The drunk that happens after you drink German beers all night, and the hangover you receive the next day.
Why are you yelling when you try to speak, did you get dunkeled last night.
or
Im so dunkeled I could suck the bavarian cream out of that donut.
Dunkeled by HubSierra March 1, 2009
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