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Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.
by cowpiewi May 07, 2010
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A minute or less dump. So quick you literally jump up when finished. As if in a hurry.
Man, that was the quickest dump 'n jump I've ever had!
by Mike's Shit Defs October 28, 2008
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Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.
Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
by TaciturnBadger June 15, 2011
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