n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.
"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"
by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014
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