When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 11, 2009
That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
by pinhead77 March 25, 2007
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. September 21, 2003
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,
what do you think?
Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet
mice,
Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,
in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice
for sayin that!
Person one: You got really worked up about that.
Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome
phrase that is.
Person one: Well I think that that phrase
is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
what do you think?
Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet
mice,
Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,
in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice
for sayin that!
Person one: You got really worked up about that.
Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome
phrase that is.
Person one: Well I think that that phrase
is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013
Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.
Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!
Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou January 24, 2012
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020