Dumbasturd 

Originating in public schools, this term represents a retarted bastard who smells like crap.

Dumbasturds are usually found drooling over their moms, sisters, or any other female relative.

Dumbasturd by T-Cubed April 24, 2004

dumbasstard

someone who is dumb, a dumbass, an ass, and tard (aka a retard) all at the same time

"Nate was being such a dumbasstard today!" Ali reported to Carrie.

dumbasstard by Caroline R June 17, 2008

Dumbassturbate 

Having fun with yourself by being a dumbass.

Doug: Hey Mike where's Jim?
Mike: Oh he's busy dumbassturbating.
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Doug: Hey Jim don't dumbassturbate it's not safe, you'll grow hair on your brain.
Jim: Really?
Doug: I just told you to not do that, you dumbass!

Dumbassturbate by MikeTheAsdfGuy January 11, 2010

dumbturd 

a stupid piece of shit

I felt like a dumbturd after I shook the Mcdonalds bag repeaditedly until it sadly broke.

dumbturd by baller3000 April 14, 2011

Dumbastery 

Mastering the art of being a dumb ass

He is going to college to major in dumbastery.

Dumbastery by Aaires December 27, 2023